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norman-reedus:

butts and brother loving and a gay cruise on the helicarrier and tasha being an awesome female character xoxo

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DEAD FROM THE LOLS

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The same people who say that we should live like the Bible says are the same people who tell me I can’t go around saying that I want A Song of Ice and Fire to be real because I thought it was super-awesome and full of life lessons and believe that every single thing that happened in it actually, 100% happened. 

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iamsonothere:

So of all the girls, only Fassy gets full boob protection? o.Ô
Or does he get an add-on to compensate?

He just needs to protect his beauteous pecs from the aliens. 

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arumourinstpetersburg:

downtonfeels:

GODDAMMIT MARY THIS SHOW WOULD BE LIKE 2 EPISODES LONG IF YOU JUST REALIZED YOUR LOVE FOR MATTHEW SOONER. 

loooool this is my dating strategy too.

Except mine’s a bit more like, “He vomited all over a bus on our first date, so naturally I ran as fast as I could.”

Now, now, I vomited in a Tupperware container the morning after my first “date” with my first college boyfriend (we’re now no longer together, but still good friends). We managed to be together for like 6 months after that. 

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy,

But here’s my Tesseract

So call me Loki 

BEST FRIEND: Bruce
LOVER: Clint
FIRST KISS:  Loki (FUCK YEAH)
ENEMY: Tony
COCKBLOCKED BY: Bruce
KILLED BY: Bruce

….Bruce you are the worst best friend ever

BEST FRIEND: Bruce

LOVER: Thor (FUCK YEAH)

FIRST KISS: Loki (YESYESYEYEYSEYESYES)

ENEMY: Loki (Hatesex…?)

COCKBLOCKED BY: Loki (I guess when I’m with Thor?)

KILLED BY: Clint

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bossuspain:

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

OOC: LAUGHING SO HARD IT HUUUURRTSSS

I SERIOUSLY JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT IT TURNED INTO SCREAMING. THOR IS KRONK. CANON. 

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Dat shit cray. 

So a few years ago I remember that I used to love this one website that was a woman who made dolls out of noteworthy Mary Sues from fan fiction. She had organized the Harry Potter Sues into “houses” like Sparklipoo, Bitchiwitch, and Tootsitramp, and she even made multiple dolls for Sues that had tons of costume changes. Apparently the site is nowhere to be found, and I don’t know the URL so I can’t find an archived version. This makes me sad. Does anyone else know of this site? 

Loki: “Did you mourn?”
Thor: “We all did.”

                                        - The Avengers 

LOLLING FOREVER

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